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You never have to feel that the night is
yours alone.

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Rushing through the storm, captivated by
the world's bill.

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You are alone.

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It's a small world and you've grown.

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Question number 37.

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Name the sisters who shot to fame
pioneering women's rights.

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Oh, yeah. I think it's the Nolans, John.

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Question 38 is a spelling question.

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How do you spell Promulgate?

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What?

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Promulgate. Well, I've never heard of
it.

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Well, according to the dictionary, it
says to proclaim, to publish, Or to make

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known officially.

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It's a promulgate.

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It's a new one on me. How's it spelt?

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P -R -O... Any more of that and you're
all

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barred.

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Come on, settle down.

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Question 39.

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What is the capital of Chile?

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Is it Concani, Eddie?

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Here, when are we going to have that
pickles question, Ken?

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Question 40, the final question.

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What was the name of the dog that found
a mule cub after it was stolen in 1966?

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OK,

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we'll take a break there before I give
you the answer to that last section.

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A chance for you all to buy a drink.

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After all, this is a pub and not a dog's
house, Tommy.

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Now, before you all stampede to the bar,
does anybody want any of those

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questions repeating before we move on?

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Can you repeat number 39, please, Ken?

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Certainly, gents.

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Question 39.

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What is the capital of Chile?

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Cheers, Ken.

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You got any more of that nice malt left,
Ken?

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Bloody hell.

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Aye, aye. What's going on here?

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Bloody machine.

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It's not on this.

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You're right. Do you want me to go and
tell the landlord? He'll sort it out for

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you. Oh, aye, and sort me out first.

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Oh, bollocks to him.

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I bet you haven't got any, have you?

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I've had five balls. She's on the pill.
I don't have a bath with my socks on

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anymore. Oh, lucky man.

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Not that lucky, Dean. Can't remember
when I last had a bath.

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What's he got?

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Have you been eating asparagus?

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Why, organic ones.

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He makes a fortune on that bloody
machine, you know. He knows it's never

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working. Nobody's ever asked for the
money back because he's too embarrassed.

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Apart from Debbie.

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Hey, I hope you're looking after her.
She's a nice girl, Melanie.

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Oh, yeah, no, I'm looking after her.
Don't worry about that.

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That's what the last one said, then he
dropped her like a ton of bricks.

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Bloody shameless he was.

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Do you think she still misses him?

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Sure is a part of him she still misses.

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But nothing to worry about.

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I'm not worried.

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It's his loss.

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He's got everything I could want in a
girl, Mel. Good looks, personality.

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You're right.

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And her dad owns a pub.

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Hey, you don't get any better than that,
does it? No.

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Why don't you just go and ask old Tommy
if you can borrow a Johnny off him?

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He doesn't have any, does he? No, I'd
just love to see his face when you asked

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him.

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40 grand.

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That's £4 .98, love. No, it's more than
that, Ken.

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No, yours is in me, love.

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Aw, thanks, Ken.

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Hey, if you need a lift, I'll come
behind there and help you out, you know.

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Oh, aye.

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After a sneaky peek at the quiz master's
answers, eh? Oh, well, I'll show you

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mine if you show me yours.

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There's no favouritism tonight. You're
not getting anywhere near them answers.

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Aw, spoilsport.

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This lot are too small, right? Have you
lot got so much dizzy names, right?

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You cheeky sod.

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You're the favourite for the baby pies,
though.

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Ooh. Thanks, Ken. He'll wear his top
again.

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Look at her.

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All over him like a rash. Have you seen
her?

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No mistaking her intentions, is there?

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Should have seen her last week when he
were in bed with flu.

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Why? What was she like?

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Up and down like a bride's nightie.

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Taking him hot toddies. Filling his hot
water bottle.

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Checking his temperature.

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Proper little Florence nightingale.

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Was she?

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I'll say.

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Then she's coming up every four hours
with a spoonful of medicine for him.

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I bet he's not the first bloke she's
given a dose to either.

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You said it, Winnie.

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Do you want a bar of this sugar?

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Hiya, lady.

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Hello, Tanya, love.

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What are you grinning at?

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You look like the cat who got the cream.

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Just having a laugh with Kent.

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Oh, he seems to be doing a lot of that
these days.

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I'd just get on with him, that's all. I
think he'd prefer it if you were getting

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off with him.

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Well, don't tell anyone, but he's
supposed to be taking me out for a drink

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week for looking after the pub when he
had the flu.

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Hey, nice one.

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Yeah, but he hasn't said anything since
then. I think he might have gone off the

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idea. No.

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He's probably just a bit slow on the
uptake.

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My husband's like that, a bit slow.

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Until he gets in the bedroom, then he's
like grease lightning.

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But without the grease, or the
lightning.

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Oh, she's right, though, Tanya. We just
need to poke up the arm.

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Hey, hang on a minute, Debbie.

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They've not even been on a date yet.

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Hey, Joe, Joe, did you know the answer
to that pickles question?

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What? You know, the dog that found the
World Cup pickles. Did you know it? Not

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until you said it, Eddie.

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Oh, yeah, because I knew it, you see.
Oh, didn't I, John?

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Yeah. Right.

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I've known it for quite a while,
actually.

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Did you know it, Dean?

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Yeah, yeah, I knew that one, yeah. Yeah,
so did I. Yeah, pickles it was.

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Yeah, I know. I heard you asked Ken to
put it in last night.

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Yeah, but I didn't know which question
number it would be, though, did I?

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Eh?

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Did you know that one, Duffy?

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What? The question about the dog,
Pickles.

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Oh, I couldn't give a shite about this
poxy quiz, Eddie.

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He's only put it on to get more punters
in here.

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Well, Ken asked this question about the
dog that found the World Cup in 1966,

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Pickles. Yeah, me and Joe knew it. All
right, Eddie, we get the picture about

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pissing Pickles. Bloody hell.

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Right -o.

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Duffy?

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Yeah? Have you heard from me yet, your
missus?

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No, not yet.

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I'm not bothered, though. I don't care
if I never see her again.

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He's on 40 grand a year, isn't he? Have
you seen her? No, I was in Bargain Booze

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last night. You'd just been in there for
your cider.

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The manager was saying you were going on
about it to him.

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Till he asked you to leave.

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Shit house.

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Here, do you want to join our team,
Tommy? You know, pool our brains.

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No, thanks.

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I'll stay on my own.

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Right -o.

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Another one taking it. too seriously,
Jo.

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It's his last, Edda.

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Ready for another, my love?

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Please, Edda.

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Shall we just have halves? Help us stay
focused.

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Yeah. Get us two halves each, Edda.
We'll show him.

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Coming up, my love.

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Two halves a bit and two halves a
Guinness in black, please.

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I'll tell you what, I'll put them both
in pint pots for you, eh?

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Good idea, Ken.

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That was a bit of a close shave, eh? You
know, pickles.

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You'd ask me to put a question in it
you'll know about bleeding pickles, and

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everyone I read out, you'd ask me when
it's going to come up.

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Aye, sorry, Ken.

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I think the big nightmare's got to me.

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I don't know.

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Let's hope MI5 never offer you the job,
eh?

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MI5, oh.

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Yeah, I've been very discreet about my
jewellery service, though, haven't I?

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Oh, are you?

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I mean, we're all in the dark about them
two lads from the Longfield Road estate

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who turned over the bookies on Green
Lane, getting away in a stolen white

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Focus. Of course we are.

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I never said it was white.

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Has Joan been blabbing again?

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Oh, women, eh, Ken?

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That is my own fault, though.

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Pillar talk, you see.

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Give us 4 .20, Eddie.

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Oh, there you go.

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Exacto mundo.

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Oh, we've had a great night, Ken.

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Yeah, we've really enjoyed it, us.
Cheers, Eddie.

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This ain't going to go OK.

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I'm going to do it again. Same time next
Monday, if you fancy it.

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Oh, definitely, Ken.

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You can count us to win.

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Great news, my love.

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Everybody's really enjoying the quiz.

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Ken's going to do it again next Monday.

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Oh, great.

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Hey, Eddie, I'll write all the answers
down then and save them in my purse till

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next week.

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Good idea, my love.

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None of these idiots in here will think
to do that.

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Most of them didn't even know pickles
were... You all

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right, Tommy?

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Not really. I feel terrible.

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All right.

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You haven't got yourself in the round by
mistake, have you? Oh, it's the flu.

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You've given it to me, haven't you?

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I thought you'd be pleased to get
something for an out.

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00:10:01,930 --> 00:10:04,630
No, it's dangerous, the flu, when you
get to my age.

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00:10:04,910 --> 00:10:06,830
They told me that at the hospital today.

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At the hospital?

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00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:11,850
It's not that bad, is it? No, I just
went for a regular check -up.

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Oh, I see.

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So what's he said, then?

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He's still alive. I'll have to wait
until they get the results back.

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Piss off.

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You all right, Kent?

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00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:24,940
What's tickled you, Ken?

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Old Tommy feeling sorry for himself.

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00:10:27,940 --> 00:10:29,980
What's up with him? He's got a flu.

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00:10:29,981 --> 00:10:33,199
Oh, bloody hell, it's going around like
a wildfire, isn't it?

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Oh, don't worry, he won't give it to
you. He's too tight to part with it.

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00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:38,400
It's this Chinese flu, isn't it?

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Oh, aye, it's terrible.

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00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:42,580
But we can't be caught saying that
anymore, Kent.

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What? Chinese flu. It's not PC.

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You are having me on.

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We're not.

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PCs have got to be PC now. You can't be
an un -PC PC anymore.

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00:10:54,350 --> 00:10:59,169
You can't talk about race, creed,
colour. It's racism, that, sexism, this,

225
00:10:59,170 --> 00:11:01,009
is fine. I agree with all that. It's
wrong.

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00:11:01,010 --> 00:11:03,180
There's no place for it in today's
society.

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00:11:03,390 --> 00:11:05,860
But you can't even laugh at dwarves
anymore, Ken.

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00:11:06,150 --> 00:11:07,410
Where did it all go wrong?

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00:11:07,411 --> 00:11:12,489
I don't know. When they're jumping about
at the panto in Snow White and you're

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paying £35 a ticket, that's fine. They
want you to laugh at them then.

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00:11:15,770 --> 00:11:19,229
But you see the same fella out shopping
with his family on Deansgate, you wind

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your window down, start singing hi -ho,
hi -ho, he'll turn around and tell you

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to piss off.

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Didn't he, Phil?

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He did.

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How are you doing with them sarnies,
love?

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Nearly done, Dad.

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00:11:31,661 --> 00:11:35,929
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Go easy
with that corned beef.

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Slice it thinner.

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It's not a bloody Jacobean banquet.

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Shite.

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Just found something out in the toilets.

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00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:58,320
Debbie couldn't wait to tell me, but
you're not going to like it. What is it?

244
00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:01,490
Your Kenny's meant to be going on a date
with her very soon.

245
00:12:01,700 --> 00:12:02,750
Oh, Tanya?

246
00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:06,480
Yeah, he's promised her for looking
after him when he was poorly.

247
00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:08,530
When are they going?

248
00:12:08,660 --> 00:12:12,160
Well, she's just waiting for him to say.
She's on pins, apparently.

249
00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:13,610
I bet she is.

250
00:12:14,220 --> 00:12:16,810
Well, I hope he remembers what I told
him at tea time.

251
00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:18,520
Why? What did you tell him?

252
00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:22,999
It's only two minutes since your last
one run off with your best friend. And

253
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,050
were your own age.

254
00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:26,360
How long do you think it'd take, Tanya?

255
00:12:26,860 --> 00:12:27,910
Oh, heck.

256
00:12:28,020 --> 00:12:29,070
What did he say?

257
00:12:29,460 --> 00:12:33,859
Thanks for reminding me, Cupid. And
we're nearly getting carried away, as

258
00:12:33,860 --> 00:12:34,910
thought himself.

259
00:12:36,330 --> 00:12:38,440
Don't want him to get hurt again, will
he?

260
00:12:39,630 --> 00:12:42,410
Just look at her. Done up like a dog,
didn't her?

261
00:12:42,411 --> 00:12:45,349
Have you seen that top she's nearly
wearing?

262
00:12:45,350 --> 00:12:46,400
I have.

263
00:12:46,550 --> 00:12:50,130
The display cabinet's been left open
tonight, hasn't it?

264
00:12:50,390 --> 00:12:52,730
And the trophies are definitely on show.

265
00:12:55,110 --> 00:12:58,780
There's a good chance your Kenny will be
polishing them next week and all.

266
00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:03,390
Sandwiches, anybody?

267
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:07,970
Thanks, Melanie.

268
00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,580
Oh, hold on. Thanks,

269
00:13:13,581 --> 00:13:15,119
Melanie, love.

270
00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:17,300
Would you like a sandwich, Joan, Eddie?

271
00:13:17,580 --> 00:13:18,960
What have you got, Melanie?

272
00:13:19,180 --> 00:13:22,040
We've got corned beef or egg mayonnaise.

273
00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:24,280
Oh, I love egg mayonnaise.

274
00:13:24,281 --> 00:13:28,339
Do you think you should, Joan? I mean,
you haven't been for three days, have

275
00:13:28,340 --> 00:13:31,440
you? Have you not got anything a bit
less binding, Melanie?

276
00:13:31,780 --> 00:13:33,160
This is all we've got, Eddie.

277
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:34,430
Oh, right -o.

278
00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:35,570
Thanks, Melanie.

279
00:13:37,780 --> 00:13:42,280
Oh, Joan, Joan, what's the name of the
dog that found the World Cup in 1966?

280
00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:45,130
Pickles!

281
00:13:47,220 --> 00:13:48,270
Tommy,

282
00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:52,220
what's the name of the dog that found
the World Cup in 1966?

283
00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:54,290
Pickles!

284
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:56,650
Hey,

285
00:13:57,600 --> 00:14:02,319
lads, lads, lads, hey, what's the name
of the dog that found the World Cup in

286
00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:03,370
1966?

287
00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:06,150
Pickles. Oh!

288
00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:09,370
I'll see you later.

289
00:14:09,380 --> 00:14:10,620
I know where I can sugar.

290
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,120
Do you have a couple more of them?

291
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,920
18, have you asked Joe and Duffy yet?

292
00:14:15,921 --> 00:14:18,679
Yeah, we haven't got any, Mel. You want
to tell your dad to get that machine

293
00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:21,160
fixed? What are you on about?

294
00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:27,220
Do you want to come to Mel's 23rd? It's
three weeks, it's Saturday.

295
00:14:27,221 --> 00:14:29,779
Oh, are you here? Yeah, we're up for
that, mate.

296
00:14:29,780 --> 00:14:32,260
I'm not sending out invites, I'll just
turn up.

297
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:33,530
Oh, right.

298
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:36,500
Dean, I'm done now. I'm going up. See
you there.

299
00:14:37,780 --> 00:14:38,830
Right,

300
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:43,250
here we go. Can you all swap your babies
out?

301
00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:44,970
Right,

302
00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:47,300
Dean. Right, come on, settle down.

303
00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:50,500
I'll just take a moment to go over the
prizes again.

304
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,200
It's a box of chocolates.

305
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,380
Right, question 20.

306
00:14:54,381 --> 00:14:57,499
Hey, bloody hell, Kevin, when word gets
out about your quiz prizes, I'll be

307
00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:58,700
battering the door down.

308
00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:03,080
Hey! The Ferrero Rocher these, you know.
Not just any old chocolate.

309
00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:06,190
What, have you robbed them from
Ambassador's Bar, mate?

310
00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:08,520
No, but I know Jim might have done.

311
00:15:10,380 --> 00:15:11,820
Right, eyes down and looking.

312
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,920
Look, I'll just run through quickly.

313
00:15:14,860 --> 00:15:16,060
Showbiz, question 20.

314
00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:19,380
The answer is... John Leslie.

315
00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:20,770
Yes!

316
00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:22,730
That's John Leslie.

317
00:15:23,620 --> 00:15:25,180
A lot of you seem to have got that.

318
00:15:25,181 --> 00:15:28,479
What do you think the papers would leave
him alone, eh?

319
00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:30,340
Let's go on with his life, the poor sod.

320
00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:32,350
Question 21.

321
00:15:32,460 --> 00:15:34,640
The answer to that is John Leslie again.

322
00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:38,060
Question 22.

323
00:15:38,260 --> 00:15:40,740
Come on, come on now, come on. Question
22.

324
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:43,190
It's a bit of a tricky question, this
one.

325
00:15:44,260 --> 00:15:46,550
Anybody put John Leslie? Well, you're
wrong.

326
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,420
It was, in fact, Stan Collymore.

327
00:15:50,740 --> 00:15:51,960
Stan Collymore.

328
00:15:52,260 --> 00:15:55,150
You base all these questions on the news
of the world, Ted.

329
00:15:55,390 --> 00:15:57,430
Oh, you can do it next week, smartass.

330
00:15:59,710 --> 00:16:00,790
Question 23.

331
00:16:01,410 --> 00:16:03,990
The answer is... Eureka Johnson.

332
00:16:05,430 --> 00:16:06,480
Eureka Johnson.

333
00:16:07,010 --> 00:16:09,970
It just put weather girl, bit of a
slapper.

334
00:16:11,210 --> 00:16:14,160
Yeah, I'll accept that. We're not
splitting hairs, are we?

335
00:16:14,161 --> 00:16:18,109
I'm going to go and see Mel, all right?
OK, don't be long, Sean. We'll be up for

336
00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:18,889
the chocolates.

337
00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:20,030
All right, thanks to me.

338
00:16:20,510 --> 00:16:21,610
Question 24.

339
00:16:22,450 --> 00:16:24,150
The two we were looking for...

340
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,010
What's cruising?

341
00:16:27,740 --> 00:16:28,790
That's cruising.

342
00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:35,940
And the answer to question 25, of
course, is Kevin Spacey. I love him.

343
00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:38,640
Kevin Spacey.

344
00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:46,479
I thought you were doing

345
00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:47,780
that quiz, Einstein.

346
00:16:47,781 --> 00:16:51,719
No, I've done all of that. I thought I'd
come and quiz you now. Oh, yeah?

347
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,040
Yeah, question number one.

348
00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:55,100
Is there any chance of you... No.

349
00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:57,540
Ain't not. I've started, so I'll finish.

350
00:16:57,780 --> 00:17:00,960
No, tonight you won't, Romeo. I've got
these pots to wash.

351
00:17:01,740 --> 00:17:04,390
You can make us a brew, though. That
kettle's boiling.

352
00:17:05,819 --> 00:17:08,599
Spoilsport. You'd better put some
bromide in yours.

353
00:17:10,140 --> 00:17:11,820
Hey, have you told your dad, then?

354
00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:13,970
No.

355
00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:16,319
Not quite sure what to say.

356
00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:20,050
How about me and Dean are thinking of
getting a flat together?

357
00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:23,870
I know it's a bit subtle, but I'm sure
it'll work it out eventually.

358
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:25,310
Don't be funny.

359
00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:29,459
It's not that simple. It's OK for you.
You've already left home, but it's a big

360
00:17:29,460 --> 00:17:30,510
step for me.

361
00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:32,070
And my dad.

362
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,840
Well, he's not moving in with us, is he?

363
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:36,650
You know what I mean?

364
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:42,279
I get on with him really well. We have a
good laugh, me and my dad, and he'll

365
00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:43,330
miss that.

366
00:17:44,780 --> 00:17:45,830
I'll tell you what.

367
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:50,570
Why don't you and your dad get a flat
and I'll stay here with your nana?

368
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:56,400
I had a look in the estate agent's
window today, though.

369
00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:59,700
Yeah, you see? I knew you were warming
to it.

370
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:03,860
Did you see that? I saw lots of things.
Nothing we could afford, though.

371
00:18:04,380 --> 00:18:07,210
Hey, don't worry. Something good will
come up, I promise.

372
00:18:07,460 --> 00:18:08,510
I know.

373
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:16,300
But if we wait and save, we might be
able to get something better.

374
00:18:17,540 --> 00:18:19,360
They had a really nice semi.

375
00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:22,480
I've already got one of those.

376
00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:25,540
I had a feeling you have.

377
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:32,540
That's Catherine Zeta -Jones.

378
00:18:32,780 --> 00:18:34,840
Catherine Zeta -Jones.

379
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:37,440
Yes! Did we get that one, Ed?

380
00:18:37,860 --> 00:18:40,340
Oh, no, this is Tommy's paper, isn't it?

381
00:18:40,980 --> 00:18:42,200
Question number 84.

382
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:46,500
The slang term for young male
prostitutes is rent boys.

383
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:48,780
Oh, yes. Rent boys.

384
00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:52,660
Question number 35, the answer is Fred
Elliot.

385
00:18:53,020 --> 00:18:54,070
Oh, yeah.

386
00:18:54,071 --> 00:18:54,939
Fred Elliot.

387
00:18:54,940 --> 00:18:55,990
My favourite.

388
00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:57,270
I love Fred.

389
00:18:58,620 --> 00:19:02,339
Question number 36, the picture
question. This is true a lot of you. A

390
00:19:02,340 --> 00:19:07,000
people thought it was Les Dawson, when
in fact it was Anne Widdicombe. Oh.

391
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,660
Anne Widdicombe. No chance.

392
00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:11,560
And obviously bad photocopy.

393
00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:14,540
Half a point if you put Les Dawson. Yes.

394
00:19:14,780 --> 00:19:16,620
You're making it up as you go along.

395
00:19:16,621 --> 00:19:18,939
You'll let them pour anything down.

396
00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,559
I wish somebody would put you down.

397
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:21,610
Hey!

398
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:27,260
You all right, Tommy?

399
00:19:27,540 --> 00:19:28,840
No, I'm not. I'm dying.

400
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:31,310
Oh, I'm going all right. Put it on
wounds.

401
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:37,550
Right,

402
00:19:40,860 --> 00:19:41,910
moving on.

403
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:43,440
Question number 37.

404
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:49,799
The sisters who shot to fame
pioneered... the women's rights movement

405
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:52,420
Emmeline and Charlotte Pankhurst. Oh!

406
00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:57,740
Emmeline and Charlotte Pankhurst. When
are we going to have that pickles

407
00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:58,970
Ken?

408
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,540
Question number 38.

409
00:20:00,940 --> 00:20:03,200
The correct spelling of Promulgate.

410
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:08,900
It's P -R -O Omulgate.

411
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:10,640
Question 39.

412
00:20:11,540 --> 00:20:15,260
The capital of Chile is Santiago.

413
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:16,850
Yes!

414
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:18,850
Question 40.

415
00:20:19,860 --> 00:20:24,260
The name of the dog who found the World
Cup when he went micking in 1966.

416
00:20:26,540 --> 00:20:29,600
The answer is... Pickles.

417
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:34,700
I told you.

418
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:38,720
Pickles. Right, now does anybody want
any of those repeating?

419
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:41,340
Number 32, please, Ken.

420
00:20:41,660 --> 00:20:42,800
No problem, gentlemen.

421
00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:45,350
That was a three -part question, wasn't
it?

422
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:46,610
All right, let me see.

423
00:20:47,020 --> 00:20:53,140
The answers were A, Blue Peter, B, Wheel
of Fortune, and C,

424
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:54,520
This Morning.

425
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:55,870
Yay!

426
00:20:55,871 --> 00:20:59,659
Right, now then, my lovely assistant,
I'll come amongst you and collect all

427
00:20:59,660 --> 00:21:02,499
papers. I shall have a look at them
afterwards and make sure there's been no

428
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:06,220
fiddling. And then shortly, we will
announce the winner.

429
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:07,490
Oh!

430
00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:26,650
Can't you see the man's suffering?

431
00:21:26,730 --> 00:21:28,960
Talk about he's sensitive, but I don't
know.

432
00:21:29,630 --> 00:21:31,130
Do you need any change, Duffy?

433
00:21:31,450 --> 00:21:32,950
No, I'm all right, thanks, Ken.

434
00:21:32,951 --> 00:21:35,729
Hey, I was talking to Tony, you know the
lad that fills it up. He reckons he's

435
00:21:35,730 --> 00:21:36,829
got more to them records.

436
00:21:36,830 --> 00:21:37,880
Oh, right.

437
00:21:38,310 --> 00:21:43,909
After the lover's gone, love on the
rocks, and alone again, naturally, he's

438
00:21:43,910 --> 00:21:44,669
the lot.

439
00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:45,720
Oh, good, yeah.

440
00:21:45,870 --> 00:21:47,550
Trouble is, this is just your luck.

441
00:21:48,230 --> 00:21:50,710
The prices go up on Friday, 30p a play.

442
00:21:51,990 --> 00:21:53,040
One door opens, eh?

443
00:21:53,041 --> 00:21:54,729
I don't care.

444
00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:55,780
It's only money.

445
00:21:55,950 --> 00:21:57,150
That's it, Spirit Duffy.

446
00:21:57,470 --> 00:21:58,520
Good lad.

447
00:22:01,930 --> 00:22:03,130
It's all right now, lads.

448
00:22:03,930 --> 00:22:05,410
Right, it's nine, Prince Ken.

449
00:22:07,930 --> 00:22:08,980
Give it here, miss.

450
00:22:09,390 --> 00:22:10,530
Let's both have a laugh.

451
00:22:10,531 --> 00:22:14,149
Oh, I do enjoy the paper. Number 16,
what did the Romans call London? They

452
00:22:14,150 --> 00:22:15,200
the smoke.

453
00:22:15,990 --> 00:22:20,009
Yeah. If there was anything in this
set... It's come down well, though, the

454
00:22:20,010 --> 00:22:21,450
quiz, hasn't it? As it bows.

455
00:22:21,790 --> 00:22:23,470
There's only three more people in.

456
00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:26,020
One of them works for me. Another one's
my mother.

457
00:22:26,021 --> 00:22:29,209
Old Tommy's right. If my mum and Winnie
have another drink, this night's going

458
00:22:29,210 --> 00:22:30,260
to end up costing me.

459
00:22:30,830 --> 00:22:34,170
At least when the pub's closed, I know
I'll be breaking even.

460
00:22:34,690 --> 00:22:36,490
Oh, you just need to give it more time.

461
00:22:37,450 --> 00:22:40,340
It's a good job Duffy's a broken man,
eating the top shelf.

462
00:22:40,870 --> 00:22:42,370
He's only in keeping us afloat.

463
00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:46,689
I tell you, if he wasn't in here
drowning his sorrows, I'd be drowning

464
00:22:46,690 --> 00:22:47,489
the canal.

465
00:22:47,490 --> 00:22:49,250
Oh, don't say that, Ken.

466
00:22:49,650 --> 00:22:52,690
I'm not joking, either. No, don't. It'll
be all right.

467
00:22:53,530 --> 00:22:54,910
You'll turn the corner soon.

468
00:22:55,670 --> 00:22:56,720
You think so?

469
00:22:56,830 --> 00:22:57,880
I know so.

470
00:22:57,930 --> 00:23:00,700
Your look's going to change soon, fella,
I promise you.

471
00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:02,390
How do you break that off?

472
00:23:02,810 --> 00:23:05,280
You're just going to have to trust me,
that's all.

473
00:23:05,590 --> 00:23:06,640
Thanks, love.

474
00:23:23,980 --> 00:23:25,420
We've won this queen of what?

475
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:26,530
Hooray!

476
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:28,210
Well, piss off, then.

477
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:30,010
Hooray!

478
00:23:34,700 --> 00:23:35,750
What's going on?

479
00:23:35,751 --> 00:23:37,179
You don't want to know, Jean.

480
00:23:37,180 --> 00:23:38,440
What do you like about it?

481
00:23:38,441 --> 00:23:41,559
Hey, we'd give him something to talk
about if we went out for that drink. You

482
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:42,719
promised me, wouldn't we?

483
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:43,770
I would, yeah.

484
00:23:47,900 --> 00:23:50,060
I'll, um... I'll get back then, should
I?

485
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:52,400
Yeah, OK, love. Yeah, right. Yeah.

486
00:24:04,140 --> 00:24:07,040
We'll be great when we get our own
place, won't we?

487
00:24:07,860 --> 00:24:08,910
Fantastic.

488
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:15,540
Waking up together every morning in our
own home. I can't wait.

489
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,580
Go to bed together every night. I can't
wait.

490
00:24:18,980 --> 00:24:21,100
Do you have to think of anything else?

491
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:22,860
Not when you're around.

492
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:29,890
Not yet.

493
00:24:34,030 --> 00:24:36,980
Don't be daft. You're downstairs doing
that quiz all night.

494
00:24:37,510 --> 00:24:40,550
Did you, er, manage to get anything?

495
00:24:42,050 --> 00:24:44,070
I got the one about pickles of the dog.

496
00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:49,870
OK, ladies and gentlemen, if I can have
your attention, please.

497
00:24:51,830 --> 00:24:53,880
It's the one you've all been waiting
for.

498
00:24:53,890 --> 00:24:55,530
Oi, and didn't you notice it?

499
00:25:03,530 --> 00:25:04,670
grapes pub quiz.

500
00:25:05,570 --> 00:25:10,110
If you've enjoyed it, tell your friends.
That's if you've got any.

501
00:25:11,570 --> 00:25:13,860
Because we're doing it all again next
Monday.

502
00:25:15,570 --> 00:25:16,620
Right,

503
00:25:16,990 --> 00:25:18,730
the results are as follows.

504
00:25:19,490 --> 00:25:24,770
The winners of the booby prize, a bucket
of peanuts, with one correct answer,

505
00:25:25,050 --> 00:25:26,330
are the individuals

506
00:25:33,391 --> 00:25:35,059
See you, Ken.

507
00:25:35,060 --> 00:25:36,110
Oh,

508
00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:37,580
yeah, pickles.

509
00:25:38,220 --> 00:25:39,460
Well done, AJ.

510
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,380
Now, first, second and third in reverse
order.

511
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:46,700
In third place, with 20 points, Old
Tommy.

512
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:50,120
And I've got the flu.

513
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:53,240
In second place, with 29 points,

514
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:57,640
Tanya, Debbie and Nicola. Let's hear it
for the Golden Girls.

515
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:02,680
And the winners, with 31 points...

516
00:26:03,130 --> 00:26:04,490
again. Come to daddy.

517
00:26:05,290 --> 00:26:06,470
Let's hear it for...

518
00:26:48,051 --> 00:26:50,589
I must have left them upstairs.

519
00:26:50,590 --> 00:26:51,429
I'll go up and get them.

520
00:26:51,430 --> 00:26:53,309
Don't worry about it, Kim. We'll pick
them up tomorrow.

521
00:26:53,310 --> 00:26:54,360
We'd better get off.

522
00:26:54,390 --> 00:26:56,500
I don't want to be here if a riot breaks
out.

523
00:26:56,501 --> 00:26:58,409
You sure? Yeah, we'll get them again.

524
00:26:58,410 --> 00:26:59,129
Oh, hang on.

525
00:26:59,130 --> 00:27:00,180
I'm second thoughts.

526
00:27:00,181 --> 00:27:02,749
If my mum sees them, they've been out
left by tomorrow.

527
00:27:02,750 --> 00:27:05,809
Just give me a minute. I'll nip up and
get them. All right, Kim. Whatever.

528
00:27:05,810 --> 00:27:08,479
He's given them the answers, haven't he?
The creeping son.

529
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:13,030
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